Chatty Diego (Theme From) IRC #monkees Chat

From: GoshMizer@aol.com (GoshMizer)
Subject: Chatty Diego

All together now! You know the tune!

What? It’s a chant?

Okay, you all know the, uh… meter. Chant along.

Chatty Diego:

Hey hey we are alt.monkees
You know we love to chat
A manufactured newsgroup
And there’s no denying that

We hope you like our topic
Although there isn’t one
That is to say there’s many
That way there is more fun

You told us you like Monkees
And songs of many kinds
So jump in the jacuzzi
And let’s all lose our minds

We chat on every Sunday
We log on I R C
It starts at 5 Pacific
8 P.M. E S T

You may stay on five hours
Or go from nine to five
And if you see the end in sight
The next morning may arrive

For those who look for meaning
We wish you good luck, Jack!
We might tell you something
But it may not be a fact

Not FAQ like Monkee music
Not FAQ like TV shows
Not FAQ for information
‘Cause Hoo takes care of those

You say that we’re insane here
To that we all agree
So raise your voice and make some noise
Or just have a Twinkie

Hey hey we are alt.monkees
We’re known through Cyberspace
For antics, fun and bad jokes
It’s a really cool place

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